Skin against skin, butt and bone
You're drawing by yourself so you must atone
Boys or girls, when you draw their rears
There's one rule that you must adhere
LET THE BUTTCHEEKS KISS THE FLOOR.
LET THE BUTTCHEEKS KISS THE FLOOR.
Thank you, that mnemonic will be stuck in my head forever now.
ieatstoriesforbreakfast asked:
Hi! How are you coping with this... newfound knowledge about your world?
silverpoints-terminal answered:
ALTToday I was walking to the labs without paying mind to my steps and bumped into a delivery robot that had a pale blue box.
ALTSo I asked them in a bit of impulsiveness what hex code color was the box they were holding.
ALTThey just said “assigning hex codes to non-digital objects is not in my programming”. I apologized to them and moved on.
ALTSometimes it takes me a while to fully wake up! I may still be a little confused.
ALTBut I’m in a better mood.
I'm afraid that I have the worldbuilder's disease and it is terminal.
Fascinating. And where did this disease come from, how is it spread, and what demographics does it affect the most?
when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.
as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine
sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA
